May 2013
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it’s funny how many stories there are about prodigies, because it’s not the fact that they’re talented that make them interesting characters, it’s the fact they have the focus and drive to achieve at whatever they’re good at that makes them interesting, a trait that any person can have regardless of age
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pussy game too strong
teppelin:
have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
drillbot:
if you cross your wrists in front of you xbox one will read the gesture and play gangnam style until you unplug it
thetardisbabe:
comealongkatniss:
...
orelpuppington:
TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN IS SUCH A PERFECT CHARACTER HE’S A WHINY NERDY OTAKU WHO LIVES WITH A GIGANTICALLY FAT CAT AND AN ANIME BODY PILLOW. HE ACTS TOUGH AND STRONG AND IS STATED TO GET CATHARTIC RELEASE FROM KILLING PEOPLE BUT START MENTIONING SEX AND HIS VOICE CRACKS AND HE BEGINS PANICKING
drarna:
“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
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emotionless hardcore porn images tagged as “cute”
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i-like-pigeons:
Things that I write:
Sins
Things that I don’t write:
Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
This Place
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iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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This is the only media I’ve got from Namie...
Watchludicrouscupcake:
noblefetus:
im lying on the cold hard ground
hoW DOES THIS HAVE OVER 200 FUCKING NOTES
the FU CKIN G THUD WHEN YOU HIT THE F L OO R T H OU GHH
poco-loki:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
chibisokka asked: Luna Lovegood Rubeus Hagrid Argus Filch Remus Lupin
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I am writing a poem about ghosts, which sounds interesting and fascinating in a night-time telly sort of way
but I have made them very human and so it’s not as interesting as it sounds
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ladlekind:
monster boyfriends
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Harry Potter Character Asks
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
rosaparking:
rosaparking:
what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
